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[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

Comments

[therealgenius]

Totally did, dude. Me & William & Rufus back n time right now lol jk jk im still 40 8(

[manofiron]

Put Justin back on the phone, Ted.

There's nothing wrong with 40. 40's hot. Don't knock it. 16's got acne and high school and also it's illegal. Please don't be 16. :(

[therealgenius]

Ted's in law school

What if I was, like that Benjamin Button guy?

[manofiron]

I despair for the legal system.

I think I would probably cry. And then once you hit 18, I'd settle for being the coolest old guy friend you ever had.

[therealgenius]

You know he predicted he'd win because of the hole in the bathroom that let him hear in the juror's room, right? Ted's a sly son of a bitch

Don't cry. Please.

[manofiron]

I think that comes from being the son of Satan.

Don't start aging backward and I won't have to.

[therealgenius]

That sounds like profiling to me. Shame on you.

WELL I GUESS I CAN STOP THE PROCESS of congenital, magical disorders

[manofiron]

It's true! It's not profiling!

You better. You ARE a wizard, right? Wizard up a little magical disease cure.

[therealgenius]

Who's rude now?

Yeah, but I suck at potions and Snape is dead, so. . .

[manofiron]

I am so not being rude.

Isn't there a spell to bring people back from the dead?

[therealgenius]

You so are.

Uh, yeah, but that's like zombie people and it's dark magic and it wouldn't be reviving anyone so much as...animating a corpse.

[manofiron]

How am I rude?

Well that's stupid. What good is magic if it can't revive the dead? Shouldn't that be a prerequisite?

[therealgenius]

8|

Don't you think that would get tiring for the dead person? How many times would people have raised Copernicus or Nero if they could have? And then the body goes through all that decay all over again, don't you think that would be kind of terrible?

[manofiron]

Linefacing at me is not an effective means of communication.

Well, no. I'd think the dead person would just be alive again and that would be the end of it.

[therealgenius]

ヽ(。_°)ノ

Okay, so they're alive again--when something's alive it's dying, too, you know. So they'll die again. And then people will be like, "oh shit what did Copernicus say about the Black Death again? Get that fucker back up here!" and he'll never get his happy ending!

[manofiron]

Is that face drunk!?

Okay, fine. You made your point. Resurrection spells suck.

[therealgenius]

It's supposed to be a "Mellow" or "Whatever" Japanese emote, so maybe?

We're going to have to meet up by the end of the week so I can cast the Obliviate on you to make you forget I'm a wizard. Sorry.

1/2

[manofiron]

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Probably you shouldn't be associating yourself with the sort of people that find this attractive.

[manofiron]

When are you free?

[therealgenius]

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Thursday?

Unless you send me more shit like that, then December.

[manofiron]

I'm not going to send you any more picture of bagelheads. I promise. And not just because you threatened me. But also because of that.

Thursday's good. Do you work? Do you want me to make, possibly buy, dinner?

[therealgenius]

Thank God.

You wanna come over to my place this time?

[manofiron]

Yes. I like your house. What time and should I bring? Because I am bringing something, even if it's just a cake.

Oh, hey, it could be an ice cream cake. That's different.

[therealgenius]

5? PM, that is.

And you don't have to bring anything. Really.

[manofiron]

I'll be there.

I guess I could use it as practice for New Year's.