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You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

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Hear what? Sheep herders? Seasonal hires? Being gay? I'm okay with being gay. Are you gonna feel like having sex in the coatroom at an event about cancer?

No, calling the Brokeback Mountain guys cowboys—they don't take all that kindly to that 'round them parts, y'see. Does that bother you?

Aw right, pardner. Ah won't call them folks cowboys. Jesus Christ, JARVIS, are you actually--No don't type out--I'm talking to you! Not Justin, you don't have--OH MY GOD STOP! Okay, fuck him. Does what bother me? Justin. Sex with you kind of trumps being bothered by anything. It's like my anti-bother.

YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER BEHOLD YOUR CREATION AND DESPAIR etc. I suggested it, so I'm not bothered. If you are, however, morally shaken by the idea of fucking me against a door at an event where we're both already tossing money to the actual problem instead of actually attending like everyone else, that's okay. I'm sure there's something for beaten animals in November?

I'd unplug him, but I think he'd just infect the internet and take over the world then. I'm not bothered! Trust me, I could fuck you in any number of inappropriate situations and not be bothered at all.

Viktor, you should be ashamed. Then I'm not bothered, you're not bothered, breast cancer people are getting awareness and money, and everyone wins, y/n/go west?

If you don't know by now that I have no shame... Maybe we should practice first. You know, make sure the logistics work in a real world setting. Dream physics can be dicey.

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No, I know 'bout u Symphony? Opera? Musical? 4H convention? I honestly could care less where we practice.

You sure? I could refresh your memory. Probably all of them. We might need a lot of practice. I mean, it was more than just fucking you against that door. There was a whole--It took like twenty minutes.

I'm talking to you, it's pretty fresh. Before December? Really? You were jerking off for twenty minutes? Sounds like you have some issues.

Are you saying I'm predictable? Is that some kind of subtle way to say you don't want to have sex again until December? No! The dream! Not me jerking off. Jesus Christ, I can do that in like two minutes.

Wtf? No. I'm saying I know who you are I'm talking to you I'm well-acquainted with you, okay. Do you know me to be communicably subtle? Well, that's no good. Are you done already?

Okay, good. Because I don't have any shame and I don't want you thinking I picked it up somewhere. Not usually, no. Uh. No? I got sidetracked by gay seasonal migrant workers who weren't an appropriate representation of actual cowboys.

No worries there. `` All right, I'll leave you alone.

Wait, what? Leave me alone? Why would you do that? Don't do that.

You're occupied! Be occupied. Where are you even at?

Home. Do you have work that you have to get to doing?

No shit, Sherlock. I meant—workshop, bedroom, kitchen, shower, etc. Not really. I could go back to watching Spiders from the Pit, however.

Oh. The sofa. I've been moving around. You know, when I started--I figured I'd get comfortable. I won't stand between a man and his spiders. Thursday for real, right?

The sofa it soberly began on sofa? Thursday or bust. Well, maybe you should bust first.

The one and only. Nothing's going to prevent me from being there.

[ And because JARVIS is still transcribing, he adds what Tony only mutters under his breath and doesn't actually mean to be sent to him. ]

I miss you.

[Forever unsure how to take such a thing, Justin opts to file it away for later discussion.

Like May. Or August.]

Good. Do you want to keep going/me to keep going or do you have enough data to carry out a controlled explosion?

Go watch your spider movie. I think I can handle it from here.

I'd rather take a shower. I'll see you Thursday. I'll text you if that changes.

Well, that mental image will do it. Okay. My phone'll be on. Like always.

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