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[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

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[therealgenius]

ヽ(。_°)ノ

Okay, so they're alive again--when something's alive it's dying, too, you know. So they'll die again. And then people will be like, "oh shit what did Copernicus say about the Black Death again? Get that fucker back up here!" and he'll never get his happy ending!

[manofiron]

Is that face drunk!?

Okay, fine. You made your point. Resurrection spells suck.

[therealgenius]

It's supposed to be a "Mellow" or "Whatever" Japanese emote, so maybe?

We're going to have to meet up by the end of the week so I can cast the Obliviate on you to make you forget I'm a wizard. Sorry.

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[manofiron]

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Probably you shouldn't be associating yourself with the sort of people that find this attractive.

[manofiron]

When are you free?

[therealgenius]

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Thursday?

Unless you send me more shit like that, then December.

[manofiron]

I'm not going to send you any more picture of bagelheads. I promise. And not just because you threatened me. But also because of that.

Thursday's good. Do you work? Do you want me to make, possibly buy, dinner?

[therealgenius]

Thank God.

You wanna come over to my place this time?

[manofiron]

Yes. I like your house. What time and should I bring? Because I am bringing something, even if it's just a cake.

Oh, hey, it could be an ice cream cake. That's different.

[therealgenius]

5? PM, that is.

And you don't have to bring anything. Really.

[manofiron]

I'll be there.

I guess I could use it as practice for New Year's.

[therealgenius]

Fun stuff, I'll have the place cleaned.

[Read: Justin is going to clean it himself.]

You'll do fine, seriously.

[manofiron]

You say that like it's a mess.

I mean to try. Whether I succeed or not remains to be seen

[therealgenius]

It's a little dusty.

Y o u w i l l b e f i n e.

[manofiron]

What level magnification do you need to use to see that?

I h o p e s o.

[therealgenius]

The normal naked human eye.

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[manofiron]

Is this imaginary dust? Are you hallucinating? Should I be worried?

Take it as the compliment it is and stop linefacing at me.

[therealgenius]

No! It's actual dust that settles on things that haven't been dusted in quite some time.

Okay fine, I'll do that.

[manofiron]

Quite some time? Have you been gallivanting around the world like a rock star again?

Good. Because I don't care about the impression I make on other people for just anybody. Ask JARVIS.

[therealgenius]

Oh yeah. You know me. Actual rock god Justin Hammer.

JARVIS? Little help please?

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[manofiron]

Does the rock god wear leather pants? And some kind of sleeveless shirt that shows off his amazing arms?

[manofiron]

Ms. Potts has been attempting to convince Mr. Stark to care about the way others perceive him since she came to work for him, sir. Thus far, he has proven resistant to such concern.

[therealgenius]

No, Tony. No it does not. Unless it's your own weird little fantasy, than sure, why not.

Thank you, JARVIS; I'll talk to Ms. Potts about it when we have another call.

[manofiron]

That is so disappointing.

What about Pepper? What? Why are you guys calling each other? What did JARVIS just tell you?

[therealgenius]

I'll order you a small violin.

He told me you make balloon animals in your spare time.