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Maybe I should start going to movies again. I could take care of the cell phone problem. At least in whatever theater I was in.
I know it's not the Victorian era anymore. If it was, I'd get the vapors every time you flashed a little ankle. Not to say I don't like your ankles. I do. I'm just not going to swoon.
I've wondered. Not because I think you're shitty or anything like that. I don't think that at all. But because of me. I just, I don't know, I didn't know how to ask or bring it up without sounding like a jealous jerk. Which I can be. More than I'd like to admit.
If I was being courageous, I'd be saying this to your face. Not typing it in an email. JARVIS is telling me that maybe that works for normal people, but for me, it counts. Personally, I think that's just because he likes you better.
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I know it's not the Victorian era anymore. If it was, I'd get the vapors every time you flashed a little ankle. Not to say I don't like your ankles. I do. I'm just not going to swoon.
I've wondered. Not because I think you're shitty or anything like that. I don't think that at all. But because of me. I just, I don't know, I didn't know how to ask or bring it up without sounding like a jealous jerk. Which I can be. More than I'd like to admit.
If I was being courageous, I'd be saying this to your face. Not typing it in an email. JARVIS is telling me that maybe that works for normal people, but for me, it counts. Personally, I think that's just because he likes you better.