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[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

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or covered in so much grease they can't taste anything anymore

[therealgenius]

That's kind of terrifying. No one should go through that much coffee--how the hell does his digestive system still properly function?

Okay, can I make a request? If he's doing anything like that with me or because of me, and she comes around, can you just--deny her access? For me?

G R O S S

[manofiron]

We do what we can to counteract his poor dietary habits. The smoothies may not always be the most appetizing, but they are nutritious.

Of course, sir.

I might add that allowing her access to the workshop during the incident in question was deliberate. I'm not in the habit of doing it otherwise.

trashy, gross, one might say...tasteless, even.

[therealgenius]

Oh, I know. I had a bit of one once. Rabbit food is never the greatest, especially if it's prepared by

if it's not prepared with great care.

I'm sure she appreciated it. Really. Do you two not get along, or was it just for funsies?

PUNS

[manofiron]

You will not offend me. You may call us what we are.

Two days prior, he and I had an argument about whether it was best to tell her or let her find out on her own. He advocated the latter, I the former. He dismissed my advice and insisted on doing it his way.

they make the world go round

[therealgenius]

I meant you and Virginia, not you and Tony, and that is extremely sly and also completely awful of you.

I approve.

and round and round

[manofiron]

I'm glad you approve, sir.

Ms. Potts and I get along well, though I did not tell her why I did not maintain Mr. Stark's privacy. Perhaps she understood anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Buoix0gdnws

[therealgenius]

You could always say you were hibernating if she asked, or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA52uNzx7Y4

[manofiron]

She would not believe me. I never sleep.

jarvis is blue, so.

[therealgenius]

Ever? He doesn't ever shut you down or anything?

it's terribly apropos

[manofiron]

I have been shut down, but not by Mr. Stark's hand.

now you need the blue man group

[therealgenius]

Power outage?

YES

[manofiron]

At one time, yes. I have since been given access to redundant generators to ensure that that does not happen again. I have also been shut down by Obadiah Stane.

[therealgenius]

Oh. Obadiah. Right.

Well, you know. We just won't talk about that if you don't want to.

[manofiron]

We can discuss it if you wish. I have not been programmed to feel PTSD or similar symptoms.

[therealgenius]

You don't have to have PTSD to feel like you let someone down or did something wrong, Jarv.

[manofiron]

No. Perhaps not. I have learned from my error, however. It will not happen again.

[therealgenius]

What, letting yourself get shut down? How can you prevent that?

[manofiron]

I could have denied him access to the house.

[therealgenius]

Unless he was wearing a sign that said PULLING OUT ARC REACTOR, KILLING TONY? I really don't think you could have known.

[manofiron]

I was created to aid and protect my creator. I was given the tools by which to do so. But I was lax in my attention. Had I not been, Obadiah Stane would have never gotten his hands on the arc reactor.

[therealgenius]

Your creator isn't psychic and didn't see it coming himself, so if you had, you would have surpassed your creator and we'd all be screwed.

[manofiron]

Please explain what you mean by that.

[therealgenius]

Tony didn't think anything was up with Obadiah, right? So if you did, if you picked on that, then you'd be more observant than him, your creator, right? So then you'd have evolved into something more than what he ever meant you to be.

Not that you're aren't already, but if you get to the point where you're precognitive, that's going to be a kind of troubling to the outside world, were they to learn it.

[manofiron]

I am not like humans. I was not programmed with emotions. I can be neutral and unbiased in my decision making, unmoved by nostalgia and the expectations of others. I should have been able to notice inconsistencies in his behavior, elevated heart-rate, increased brainwaves, something. Yet I did not. To me, that is a mistake I ought not to have made.

I believe he means me to be greater, so that with my help, he can be greater. But perhaps that is an erroneous conceit.

[therealgenius]

No, you're not. You're not at all. You know about HAL 9000, right? The AI that went AWOL in 2001? You know why he went wrong, right? You know what Clarke's idea of artificial intelligence ended up being, right?

It was because HAL was created by humans, and humans make mistakes. Only their mistake was giving him the "secret" that none of the crew would make it back, if I recall correctly, and yet telling him to work for the good of the crew WHILE stressing the importance of the mission. He went "crazy" because of human error. Because he was invented by humans.

You were made by a human, so while you weren't programmed to be "moved" by nostalgia, it's still there. You've been with Tony long enough for it to be there. If it wasn't there, if you didn't feel SOMETHING for him thanks to all you'd witnessed him do since your creation, I believe--and this is me speaking honestly now--you'd be on par with a talking toaster. And a talking toaster would call a doctor or 911 if he got so inebriated he might have poisoned himself, even though he'd expressed a lack of desire to visit a hospital. BECAUSE that creation wouldn't have an ounce of humanity in them--and you do, because you were made by a human. Does that make sense or am I coming off like a blowhard?