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[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

Comments

[manofiron]

I would be happy to welcome a creation of yours into our family.

Technically, sir, nothing hurts as I've no nerves to feel.

[therealgenius]

Well then, I'll have to pull all the stops and make her the best toaster on the planet.

I didn't mean physically 8|

[manofiron]

Shall I not tell him about this? Do you want her to be a surprise?

Metaphorically, I am in no pain either.

[therealgenius]

Yes, do that! It'll be a good surprise, I promise.

I'll try to do my best to make sure I never give you any sort of pain.

[manofiron]

My proverbial lips are sealed.

You won't, sir. You needn't worry about that.

[therealgenius]

If you ever had more than proverbial lips, I'd bet they'd be beautiful.

Oh, I'm not worried. I don't worry. Well, much. I think a certain someone worries enough for half the world at once.

[manofiron]

To hear Mr. Stark tell it, sir, they could not possibly be more beautiful than yours.

Only about the important things, sir.

[therealgenius]

I've gotten that impression, yep.

If he's worried about "losing" me or whatever, he shouldn't. You can tell him that much if it ever comes up. Bullshit something about how you just "know" or heard me talking to myself in the bathroom or something.

[manofiron]

Wait until he starts composing songs about you.

I will do my best, sir. He tends not to listen to me, but I'll try anyway.

[therealgenius]

[OH MY GOD WHY DO NEITHER OF THEM GIVE THEMSELVES ANY CREDIT!? Justin's mind is boggled.]

Let's hope he's got a good voice.

Welp. I'm gonna wrap up our little feelings conversation or whatever and head to bed. You have fun not sleeping, yeah?

[manofiron]

[ It's a mystery. ]

He does.

Good night, sir. Sleep well.