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[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

Comments

[therealgenius]

Sorry, I don't do the silent treatment.

Unless my tongue is swollen or I've got the flu or something, of course.

Then it's a date.

[manofiron]

Please don't get sick.

Yeah, it's a date. See you then.

[therealgenius]

I...might, actually. I seem to get sick mid-November every two years. It's been two years.

Ugh, I forgot about that.

[manofiron]

Oh. Okay.

Don't worry about coming over, then. Just take care of yourself.

[therealgenius]

Tony.

Boo boo bear.

I will be there unless I get sick.

Currently, I am not sick.

Make better sense?

[manofiron]

Yeah, but don't push yourself. That's all I'm saying.

[therealgenius]

I'm a big boy, Tony. I can take care of myself. Surely you've realize that by now.

[manofiron]

I know.

Sorry. I'm bad at this.

[therealgenius]

I'm not that much better, so we'll figure it out together, yeah?

[manofiron]

It's okay. You don't have to. It's my responsibility to figure it out, I'm not saddling you with it.

[therealgenius]

Remember what you said the first night came over? That it was about us enjoying ourselves?

It's not all on you. It's about us. Don't leave me out of the equation.

[manofiron]

Do you want to talk about it? Do you need to--I don't know. If you need me to do something, I will.

[therealgenius]

Can we talk about it personally? I mean, face-to-face. Actually talk. Or would that make you more uncomfortable?

After dinner or whatever.

[manofiron]

No, that's fine. We can actually talk.

[therealgenius]

(｡･ω･｡)

Look at it, so excited. It's supposed to be a bear.

These things are ridiculously addicting, btw.

[manofiron]

Uo･ｪ･oU

That's supposed to be a dog.

And a cat. (=^･ｪ･^=)

[therealgenius]

We are totally Station with the Japanese emoticons, dude!

Yeah, so, little bear dude's excited, I'm excited, we'll have a good time. I promise.

[manofiron]

Are you Bill or Ted?

I'll try to figure out how to make potatoes and whatever else goes with steak. Corn, maybe. That goes with everything, right?

[therealgenius]

Well, the pig was Ted because Keanu and Al Pacino and jowls. Theoretically, I'd prefer to be Napoleon, simply because he got that massive bowl of ice cream out of it all.

You know what? I'll send you a recipe for potato salad that my mom's always made. Detail it really well. Would you like that?

[manofiron]

You want to be Napoleon, be Napoleon. I'll be Rufus.

Yeah, I'd like that. I could probably handle that, too.

[therealgenius]

George Carlin had some pretty good philosophies on life. Have you looked into him? You should. Cool dude all around.

All right! I'll write it up and send it before I go to bed.

[manofiron]

Not as much as I probably should have. But that can be rectified.

Okay. I'll go to the store tomorrow to get some stuff so I can start practicing with it.

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[therealgenius]

Enjoy it, when you do. Quite an interesting guy.

I'd say that's more than great...that's eggcellent.

[therealgenius]

Because all good potato salads have eggs.

And if you say "egg salad" it kind of sounds like "excellent"

that was a bust, wasn't it

[manofiron]

No, it was good. It was a good pun.

It doesn't even really lose anything in text form, because it still kind of looks like "excellent."