Okay. Most recent wet dream. This was last, no, two nights ago, I think. I don’t know. They blur together. I dream about you a lot.
Anyway, so there’s this benefit. I don’t know, save the whales, the rainforest, something like that. Raise money, donate it, you know. So I’m there and apparently I don’t realize you’re going to be there. I don’t know why. But you walk in and I’m going to go say hello, only I get held up by this guy who wants to talk stock options for something and I must be standing there like ten minutes while he just goes on and on. And the whole time I’m watching you and there’s this woman there. She’s all, you know, what I think you actually want, tits and ass and hair, and she keeps touching your arm and smiling at you and I’m getting more and more agitated because I don’t care about stocks and she’s got her perfect fucking fingernails all over you.
Boring guy finally goes away but I can’t go talk to you because now you’re busy, so I just leave. I walk out and go looking for my coat and I’m about to put it on and I turn around and there you are. And there’s like a dozen things I want to say but I don’t say anything at all. I just push you back against the door and I’m kissing you. Hard, you know, because I’m kind of, okay really jealous, and this is a stupid place for it because anyone could come in. Well, they’d have to get the door open first, but you know what I mean.
Kissing you isn’t cutting it though and I’m so hard it fucking hurts, so I spin you around and grab your hands, press them to the door and tell you not to move. And I think part of me’s expecting you to tell me to stop and I would, but you’re not and I don’t. So you’re against the door and I’m like right up against you, my dick’s flush against your ass and I’m unzipping your pants and you’re telling me to check your jacket pocket, don’t forget the jacket pocket, and I…
Um, is this what you meant or should I tell you something else?
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Anyway, so there’s this benefit. I don’t know, save the whales, the rainforest, something like that. Raise money, donate it, you know. So I’m there and apparently I don’t realize you’re going to be there. I don’t know why. But you walk in and I’m going to go say hello, only I get held up by this guy who wants to talk stock options for something and I must be standing there like ten minutes while he just goes on and on. And the whole time I’m watching you and there’s this woman there. She’s all, you know, what I think you actually want, tits and ass and hair, and she keeps touching your arm and smiling at you and I’m getting more and more agitated because I don’t care about stocks and she’s got her perfect fucking fingernails all over you.
Boring guy finally goes away but I can’t go talk to you because now you’re busy, so I just leave. I walk out and go looking for my coat and I’m about to put it on and I turn around and there you are. And there’s like a dozen things I want to say but I don’t say anything at all. I just push you back against the door and I’m kissing you. Hard, you know, because I’m kind of, okay really jealous, and this is a stupid place for it because anyone could come in. Well, they’d have to get the door open first, but you know what I mean.
Kissing you isn’t cutting it though and I’m so hard it fucking hurts, so I spin you around and grab your hands, press them to the door and tell you not to move. And I think part of me’s expecting you to tell me to stop and I would, but you’re not and I don’t. So you’re against the door and I’m like right up against you, my dick’s flush against your ass and I’m unzipping your pants and you’re telling me to check your jacket pocket, don’t forget the jacket pocket, and I…
Um, is this what you meant or should I tell you something else?