ic contact post

[therealgenius]

You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.

Comments

[manofiron]

Are you saying I'm predictable?

Is that some kind of subtle way to say you don't want to have sex again until December?

No! The dream! Not me jerking off. Jesus Christ, I can do that in like two minutes.

[therealgenius]

Wtf? No. I'm saying I know who you are I'm talking to you I'm well-acquainted with you, okay.

Do you know me to be communicably subtle?

Well, that's no good. Are you done already?

[manofiron]

Okay, good. Because I don't have any shame and I don't want you thinking I picked it up somewhere.

Not usually, no.

Uh. No? I got sidetracked by gay seasonal migrant workers who weren't an appropriate representation of actual cowboys.

[therealgenius]

No worries there.

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All right, I'll leave you alone.

[manofiron]

Wait, what? Leave me alone? Why would you do that? Don't do that.

[therealgenius]

You're occupied! Be occupied. Where are you even at?

[manofiron]

Home.

Do you have work that you have to get to doing?

[therealgenius]

No shit, Sherlock. I meant—workshop, bedroom, kitchen, shower, etc.

Not really. I could go back to watching Spiders from the Pit, however.

[manofiron]

Oh. The sofa. I've been moving around. You know, when I started--I figured I'd get comfortable.

I won't stand between a man and his spiders. Thursday for real, right?

[therealgenius]

The sofa it soberly began on sofa?

Thursday or bust.

Well, maybe you should bust first.

[manofiron]

The one and only.

Nothing's going to prevent me from being there.

[ And because JARVIS is still transcribing, he adds what Tony only mutters under his breath and doesn't actually mean to be sent to him. ]

I miss you.

[therealgenius]

[Forever unsure how to take such a thing, Justin opts to file it away for later discussion.

Like May. Or August.]

Good.

Do you want to keep going/me to keep going or do you have enough data to carry out a controlled explosion?

[manofiron]

Go watch your spider movie. I think I can handle it from here.

[therealgenius]

I'd rather take a shower.

I'll see you Thursday. I'll text you if that changes.

[manofiron]

Well, that mental image will do it.

Okay. My phone'll be on. Like always.

[therealgenius]

You're welcome.

text - all from jarvis

[manofiron]

[ Immediately after this ]

There is no reason for you to be embarrassed, sir. This was his reaction to receiving your erroneous text message.

[file attached]

if you don't use the jarvis icon the entire time i will get confused tho

[therealgenius]

Wow this is a good picture. This is a really good picture.

Did he say anything?

I WILL TRY TO REMEMBER

[manofiron]

I will send the original file to your email address.

"JARVIS, look! He's showing his mom! I think he likes it."

LMFAO IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T??? J/S U NO

[therealgenius]

You don't have to do that, I'll save it and do it myself.

Omg how cute.

Wait, don't tell him I said he's cute.

Ever.

YES WELL

[manofiron]

I will be the soul of discretion, sir.

I don't think his ego really needs the boost anyway.

play with you little hose

[therealgenius]

You're the soul of a hell of a lot more than that, JARVIS.

I don't know, sometimes he doesn't seem to have an ego at all.

no playing with you little hoses allowed

[manofiron]

I was programmed to display considerable patience.

In what way?

id rather you play with you little hose than stuff la-la

[therealgenius]

It that why you argue with JEEVES when you come over, or is that just sibling rivalry at work?

He's so disparaging of himself half the time. Like, he doesn't give himself ANY credit. Idk but it doesn't necessarily match up with his persona.

well, yes, that would be preferable

[manofiron]

Would you like an honest answer to your inquiry? Or is that a rhetorical question?

Has he told you about his relationship with his parents?