May. 28th, 2015

therealgenius: (LolliSTOP JUSTIN NO)
CHARACTER NAME: Justin Hammer
CHARACTER SERIES: Marvel Cinematic Universe, specifically Iron Man 2

[OOC]

Backtagging: I backtag like it's nobody's business. If I drop a thread with you that you want to continue, don't think I'm doing it on purpose, because I'm not. Just drop me a PM or link me here and I'll hop back on that train like Agatha Christie made me.
Threadhopping: GO FOR IT.
Fourthwalling: If it makes sense, sure thing.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Pedophilia is my only big NOPE NOPE NOPE. Meaning I won't write it, even if you're playing a character who's really over 9000, if they're in the body of a twelve-year-old, I'm not the mun you're looking for. If it's canon, like if it happened to them and they need to talk about it/drop it in conversation, that's fine. I just refuse to RP it.

[IC]

Hugging this character: If your character is really that desperate, sure thing. He's a bit fragile though, please no bears.
Kissing this character: Oh golly, sure thing! Just don't expect much back, he's really shitty with that sort of thing.
Flirting with this character: Why would you ever. (Yes.)
Fighting with this character: It won't be much of a fight, but sure. I ship Justin/shame and Justin/humiliation, just know it'll eventually turn into your character kicking around a crying dog, so if they're really evil or whatever, have a ball.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Yeah buddy. Uhm. If it's in a meme, I really do not care, but if it's like XXXTREME like chopping off his fingers and sticking them up his nose neener neener or whatever, drop me a line here or PM me and we can totes work something out.
Killing this character: See earlier shipping preferences, but please contact me. UNLESS it's a kill meme, then have fun, that's what it's for. I just don't want to put yes here and end up writing out "Justin died and it sucked" too much.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Yes, all of it.

Warnings: What am I supposed to put here? Well, Justin Hammer is a really ridiculous, bumbling sort of guy with anger issues that fall short of him turning into a green rage monster. He's not at all politically correct, will call women bitches/honey/etc. He serves the US government and was dicked over by a Russian, so if you're person's Russian don't expect him to be the most accepting of people. TL;DR He's a dick and says/does dick things, but he's also a moron and I love him being maltreated and berated.

Any questions, drop 'em here.

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