therealgenius: (LolliSTOP JUSTIN NO)
CHARACTER NAME: Justin Hammer
CHARACTER SERIES: Marvel Cinematic Universe, specifically Iron Man 2

[OOC]

Backtagging: I backtag like it's nobody's business. If I drop a thread with you that you want to continue, don't think I'm doing it on purpose, because I'm not. Just drop me a PM or link me here and I'll hop back on that train like Agatha Christie made me.
Threadhopping: GO FOR IT.
Fourthwalling: If it makes sense, sure thing.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Pedophilia is my only big NOPE NOPE NOPE. Meaning I won't write it, even if you're playing a character who's really over 9000, if they're in the body of a twelve-year-old, I'm not the mun you're looking for. If it's canon, like if it happened to them and they need to talk about it/drop it in conversation, that's fine. I just refuse to RP it.

[IC]

Hugging this character: If your character is really that desperate, sure thing. He's a bit fragile though, please no bears.
Kissing this character: Oh golly, sure thing! Just don't expect much back, he's really shitty with that sort of thing.
Flirting with this character: Why would you ever. (Yes.)
Fighting with this character: It won't be much of a fight, but sure. I ship Justin/shame and Justin/humiliation, just know it'll eventually turn into your character kicking around a crying dog, so if they're really evil or whatever, have a ball.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Yeah buddy. Uhm. If it's in a meme, I really do not care, but if it's like XXXTREME like chopping off his fingers and sticking them up his nose neener neener or whatever, drop me a line here or PM me and we can totes work something out.
Killing this character: See earlier shipping preferences, but please contact me. UNLESS it's a kill meme, then have fun, that's what it's for. I just don't want to put yes here and end up writing out "Justin died and it sucked" too much.
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Yes, all of it.

Warnings: What am I supposed to put here? Well, Justin Hammer is a really ridiculous, bumbling sort of guy with anger issues that fall short of him turning into a green rage monster. He's not at all politically correct, will call women bitches/honey/etc. He serves the US government and was dicked over by a Russian, so if you're person's Russian don't expect him to be the most accepting of people. TL;DR He's a dick and says/does dick things, but he's also a moron and I love him being maltreated and berated.

Any questions, drop 'em here.
therealgenius: (Golf game officially ruined.)


You've reached the voicemail feature for Justin Hammer. I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused by being unable to answer your call, but I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you, and have a good day.
therealgenius: (Bumbling.)




number two WHAT IS THAT HAIR
justin hammer, ceo hammer industries and government weapons supplier, UNABLE TO WORK A FUCKING TV
christ you shame the name of your parents good god you pitiful excuse for a man
therealgenius: on-set pic (Wait til you see his ass.)
So I don't write fic or whatever but this is a fic I guess and I wrote it and I'm posting it here so you can have it, whoever you are.

Uh I guess warnings for abuse and villainy and stuff.


The Back of a Hurricane )
therealgenius: (TOM CRUISE FACE)


2:10 Does it turn you on?

...
therealgenius: (...right.)
Watching Iron Man 2 now, also.

Tony’s face as Justin Hammer talks at the hearing:

- Hammer.
- Hammer, stop.
- Stop calling me Anthony.
- No one calls me Anthony.
- Only my parents called me Anthony.
- And then only when they noticed me.
- So stop it, Hammer.
- Stop.
- Stop it.
- Seriously.
- I will hurt you Hammer.
- Right in the bank account.



Legit.

Profile

therealgenius: (Default)
Justin Hammer

May 2015

S M T W T F S
     12
3456789
10111213141516
17181920212223
24252627 282930
31      

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jun. 30th, 2025 04:41 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios