Honestly, I just Googled something about communication and how it relates to relationships and picked the one that wasn't some cutesy dating shit bullshit with a "Top 5" and every number was some "steamy" font choice so it looks like OKCupid or eHarmony or whatever is the end all be all of advice. Because it's not.
So let's plow through.
I wasn't serious. I was being completely facetious. I don't want one of them, I've never done them, it's not at all my Thing, if you want to know the truth. It actually kind of boggles my mind, and as much as I really like Monaco and France, when in France is not the same as when in Rome and I am 100% a-okay with that. I don't need someone else, and yeah. I've figured out the you not being a woman part by now. That's not new or anything. If I had an issue with that, I would've brought it up by now, but I don't because it's not.
The false advertising thing? Come on, you're not a cheeseburger. I didn't see a picture of it with bacon and order it and find out you had to order bacon on the side and think, oh shit, that picture lied to me! You're a human being, Tony; the only "false advertising" I think we've really done is put out some vibe to alien space gods or whatever that our natural state is to be ruled, or that we crave being ruled, or that our lives are hectic and harried and incomplete with the horrible thing we have called freedom.
Don't apologize for being who you are. The only people who should do that are like murderers and rapists and pederasts and human traffickers and people who don't put their phone on vibrate/turn their phones off in the theater. And you're not any of those things.
Well, I don't actually know—do you turn your phone off/to vibrate in movie theaters? Because that's a huge deal breaker. Terrible thing, seriously. People should be fined for that. I'm like, come on, guys, Aragorn is having a serious moment about killing off the orcs for Frodo and Sam to complete their quest and you a) left your phone on b) TAKE THE CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY DRAMATIC SCENE c) get up awkwardly and excuse yourself while TALKING ON THE PHONE LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE and d) come back five minutes later and loudly ask, "So what happened?"
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So let's plow through.
I wasn't serious. I was being completely facetious. I don't want one of them, I've never done them, it's not at all my Thing, if you want to know the truth. It actually kind of boggles my mind, and as much as I really like Monaco and France, when in France is not the same as when in Rome and I am 100% a-okay with that. I don't need someone else, and yeah. I've figured out the you not being a woman part by now. That's not new or anything. If I had an issue with that, I would've brought it up by now, but I don't because it's not.
The false advertising thing? Come on, you're not a cheeseburger. I didn't see a picture of it with bacon and order it and find out you had to order bacon on the side and think, oh shit, that picture lied to me! You're a human being, Tony; the only "false advertising" I think we've really done is put out some vibe to alien space gods or whatever that our natural state is to be ruled, or that we crave being ruled, or that our lives are hectic and harried and incomplete with the horrible thing we have called freedom.
Don't apologize for being who you are. The only people who should do that are like murderers and rapists and pederasts and human traffickers and people who don't put their phone on vibrate/turn their phones off in the theater. And you're not any of those things.
Well, I don't actually know—do you turn your phone off/to vibrate in movie theaters? Because that's a huge deal breaker. Terrible thing, seriously. People should be fined for that. I'm like, come on, guys, Aragorn is having a serious moment about killing off the orcs for Frodo and Sam to complete their quest and you a) left your phone on b) TAKE THE CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY DRAMATIC SCENE c) get up awkwardly and excuse yourself while TALKING ON THE PHONE LIKE A TOTAL ASSHOLE and d) come back five minutes later and loudly ask, "So what happened?"
Screw those guys, seriously. In the not fun way.